He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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