he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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