I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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