hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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