sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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