I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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