if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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