Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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