There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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