you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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