Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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