My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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