Define "chronic" masturbator.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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