like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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