i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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