She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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