I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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