Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Buhtt sex?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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