even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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