Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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