i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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