Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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