i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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