? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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