operation have a gay friend backfired
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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