he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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