I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize