What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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