You just made me feel so damn special
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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