there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Be still, my beating vagina.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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