They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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