I got chris browned last night
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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