Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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