I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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