Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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