I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
All I want is dick and wine.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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