I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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