Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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