ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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