i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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