Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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