North Korea, Best Korea!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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