i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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