Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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