I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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