i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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MIDGETS
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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