Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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