didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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