I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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