windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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